What happens when a smoking hot retired rock star finally decides to take a walk on the bi side?

 

I have no idea. I panicked and tanked our date before I could find out.

 

When I accidentally overheard Jake Lord, womanizing rock god with a d**k of legendary proportions, say he wanted to come out as bisexual, I never imagined I’d be the first man he’d ask to dinner. What could a famous musician want with me—a guy who’s so freaked by what happened on my last job that I’m working as a gardener to try to forget?

 

I should’ve turned him down immediately, but he was so adorable—all nervous and awkward—I couldn’t stop myself from accepting his invitation.

 

But after decades of the rock and roll life, Wesley doesn’t want to be “Jake Lord” anymore. He’s ready to be a dad, a homebody, a guy who rescues kittens. A man like that needs someone who’s got their s**t together. And that’s definitely not me.

 

So I bailed before I was in too deep.

 

Oops. Too late.

 

Inside I Touch Hoses you’ll find steamy bi-exploration, a green thumb, meddling friends, motorcycles, a cute kitten and indestructible snack cakes!